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  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • Back to the Future

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  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★

  • Made You Look: A True Story About Fake Art

    ★★★½

  • Finding Dory

    ★★★

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  • Made You Look: A True Story About Fake Art

    Made You Look: A True Story About Fake Art

    ★★★½

    maybe it's just because I'm incredibly Not Wealthy but I truly can't comprehend how and why famous art is a) so damn expensive b) allowed to be owned by private collectors when it's that famous?? what if one of these rich weirdos who spends 8 million dollars on a painting just turns around and burns it?!?! eat the rich and put famous artworks in museums so we can all enjoy them, thanks

  • American Hustle

    American Hustle

    damn why was Tumblr so obsessed with this movie? was it just because they loved Jennifer Lawrence?

    the short review on this is that I could have done with less men (although I'll allow the bit where Bradley Cooper clobbers Louis CK with the phone) and significantly more Amy Adams

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  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ★★

    "if we spend a shit load of money on CGI, then no one will notice how messy and tonally inconhesive this film is, right?" – someone at Warner Bros, probably

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★½

    v wholesome! Totoro has leaf! there's a bus that's a cat! I desperately want to sit in the open door of that creaky, worn house and watch the rain!