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  • Sex and the City 2

    Sex and the City 2

    1. it aged.... well?
    2. carrie and big would never be together IRL
    3. samantha is the best actress

  • Our Beloved Month of August

    Our Beloved Month of August


    Five stars stars for the first half of this movie, which is a cross between an ethnographic study of a small Portuguese town and the documentation of the laziness of a film crew who does nothing except play horseshoes all day and reluctantly offer roles to bootlicking locals desperate to star in a film that will never be made. Zero stars for the second half which is a remake of the first half told as a love story between three teenagers, which sounds spicier than it plays.