Dune ★★★★½

You haven't really seen this movie until you've seen it with an old lady making all the most banal comments about the stuff on screen:

- "Oh, I didn't know this was a Part 1."
- "Was he having a dream?"
- "Ooh, that's the guy from Game of Thrones."
- "Dune is really bright."
- "What is that thing?"
- "She's using sign language."
- "That's a sword."
- "Oh no, they're under attack!"
- "That's the bad guy."
- "I think it's a monster. Oh, it's a worm!"
- "Hey, that's the girl from his dreams."
- "That's the end." [*almost in the tone of a question, but not quite*]