Jason P.

Jason P.


27 | NY | LGBTQ+
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  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain


    I don't know who cried harder - me after watching this film, or Jake Gyllenhaal after getting raw-dogged with nothing in his stomach but a can of baked beans.

Recent reviews

  • It's Me, Billy

    It's Me, Billy


    The voice was terrifyingly perfect, and the kill (SINGULAR, sad face) had a nice build-up, but I can’t help feeling... shafted?

    I know that’s a terrible and entitled word to use, but I can’t think of a better one at the moment. I just expected MORE from a film that is essentially a love-letter to the original, and one that has been so highly-anticipated upon release. 

    The lack of Christmas ambience was severely missed, and the girls all lacked that…

  • Oxygen



    Petition to have all characters played by Mélanie Laurent be named Shosanna.

Popular reviews

  • Smiley Face Killers

    Smiley Face Killers


    My first half star rating!

    I honestly think once the credits rolled my brain forcibly deleted all memory of what even occurred during this absolute dumpster fire. I can't tell you a single character's name or any details on the plot line -- nothing about this was memorable or entertaining.

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


    Was it well written? No.
    Was it well acted? No.
    Was the editing good? GOD NO.
    Was I entertained? Just about.

    If you come into a Mortal Kombat film expecting it to be good, then I'd say you're more to blame for any disappointment you experience than the film makers are.