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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    before i get to my criticisms i wanna say this was the first film i saw in theatres in over a year and for that reason it's the greatest film i've ever seen and there's nothing bad about it and it's wonderful. chris rock is clearly having a blast and you can tell he's passionate about it so that made him really fun to watch—even if i don't think all of the humor landed all that well. it's also really cool…

  • Jigsaw


    YOOOOO this twist had me hootin and hollering!!! just unbelievable how much one scene can completely change how i feel about the rest of the movie. when it started with a modernized synthy remix of the general overture and then a pretty goofy opening scene and a first trap that was impossible to fail, i really wasn't feeling this. all of the characters were pretty excruciating for a while, mistaking a bunch of idiots screaming at each other for suspense,…

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  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    i dont remember the BOOK ending with a FREEZE FRAME

  • Twilight



    the scene where bella is mean to her dad is the single most heartbreaking scene in the history of film oh my god it fucking kills me every time

    bella was researching werewolf folklore and skipped the wikipedia entry and went straight to the map of obscure bookstores in the area that specialize in that stuff and then when she has the book she looks at one word in it and then googles that word

    its really like the…