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  • House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★

  • Spencer

    ★★★★

  • Royal Matchmaker

    ★★★

  • An Unexpected Christmas

    ★★

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  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ½

    Actual dialogue during a Truth or Dare scene:

    Girl 1: "Truth: Are you a whore?"
    Girl 2: "Are you calling me a whore?!"
    Girl 1: "No. You are a whore."
    Bystander [with full sincerity]: "Wait, do they not like each other?"

    This movie-oid product is garbage—and I can't wait to see the next one.

    After (2019): First entry in a planned trilogy based on a ONE DIRECTION FAN FICTION BLOG. (Let that sentence sink in.) Other than that, it's your…

  • After We Fell

    After We Fell

    Tessa’s getting banged out on the reg and she doesn’t get on the pill until act 3 of film number 3? 🤔 At least there’s a covert Plan B advertisement here, so there’s some educational value.

    I’ll be brief: This sucks shit. But not in a way that inspired me to write at length about its shit-sucking, as the masterful After We Collided did. (A 1/2 star rating is an achievement; 1 star means I didn’t care enough to hate it.)…

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