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  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★½

    Let’s give a warm welcome to America’s sweetheart, Billy Crystal with a beard! Come on out here, Billy Crystal with a beard! Looking very classy, and very warm for the weather! Let’s give him a round of applause. God love you

  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★½

    I would deadass listen to this movie as an audio book and that’s saying a lot considering that its defining feature is architecture

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★

    «Vous pensez que tous les amants ont le sentiment d'inventer quelque chose? »

    waow! A true filmé experience. I’m sure I’ll grow even more fond of it as I think about it. Adèle Haenel is very special.  Sorry it took me so long guys.

  • The Columnist

    The Columnist

    ★★★

    If you like movies pondering civil discourse and freedom of speech that also have violent murders, this might be for you!
    Also the lead looks so much like Carey Mulligan, it’s ridonkulus

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  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★

    Neville are you okay?”


    “Never better, I feel like I can spit fire! You haven’t seen Luna have you?”


    “Luna?”


    “I’m hot for her! I think it’s about time I told her, since, we’ll probably both be dead by dawn!”


    Why does nobody talk about this very important interaction??

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

    Ya bitch saw this mf in 3D
    Here’s some notes I took because I had no idea what the hell was going on!!!!


    - Somebody needs to tell me if Zoe Kravitz spoke in a British accent during the movie, cause wouldn’t that go against JK’s British purity wishes? 
    -Newt in French dubbing is apparently Norbert 

    -Why the fuck did they make grindelwald so fuckin ugly I hate you Jonny depp

    -Thé ultimate defense strategy : curtains 

    - Why didn’t…