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  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Lost Highway
  • The Sacrifice
  • Before Sunrise

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  • Running Scared

    ★★★★½

  • Law Abiding Citizen

    ★★

  • Equilibrium

    ★★★★★

  • Little Women

    ★★★★

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  • Running Scared

    Running Scared

    ★★★★½

    David Lynch for the hot couch guys and 14 year old COD players, unreal
    The bit where the kid calls John Wayne homophobic slurs is true cinema, absolutely undefeated

  • Law Abiding Citizen

    Law Abiding Citizen

    ★★

    I think Aden and I may have started off too strong with Equilibrium on our hot couch guy movies binge. Law Abiding Citizen exists in a realm of its own, yes but it just falls so flat largely due to them casting fucking Gerard Butler as this jokerfied vigilante guy who apparently is the hardest, strongest, most intelligent man in the world. Whack 

    Christian Bale would kill Gerard butler with his mind


    (Considering bumping this up a star due to the poster design making Jamie Foxx look like the abzorbaloff from Dr Who)

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  • Equilibrium

    Equilibrium

    ★★★★★

    If you threw millions of dollars at Aden and I and told us to make a film Equilibrium is what we would come up with. A tale of MMU Halls guards set in Joe Biden’s America made specifically for hot couch guys who think it’s the smartest shit they’ve ever seen or chapo trap house / red scare enjoyers who like it ‘ironically’ and that’s it.
    This is my black panther, I’m giddy

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★

    and then they realised they were no longer little girls, they were little women