Scott has written 35 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ .

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


    Denethor eating his dinner is a vibe

  • Candyman



    Knocked half a star off because there’s not a scene at the dentists where Candyman says “Sweets are bad for your teeth” and then hooks someone in the mouth.

  • Con Air

    Con Air


    Pure trash

  • Prisoners



    I don’t get why they adapted the TV show but left out the island and the big white ball??

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    Great cast, solid jokes, and genuinely some of the most fun fight choreography in a comic book film. 

    For a film that has music at its core, some of the Sex Bob-Omb songs are a bit shite. I don’t know if that’s the point, but they are.

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride


    A stone-cold classic with some (imo) dogshit music.

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions


    Imagine seeing both of these films in the pictures (as I did) in 2003. At the time, I didn't know I was watching the peak of the blockbuster, taking the form to the weirdest, most extreme edges. Most of the set pieces are smaller than Reloaded, and it feels pacier at times. There's still a lot of bloat, but I do love it.

  • Versus



    A great low budget film that ticks all the late 1990s/early 2000 boxes - zombies, leather jackets, Matrix jokes, shite metal and, of course, The Forest of Resurrection. Every film until 2003 referenced The Forest of Resurrection.

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark


    One of the best opening sections to an action film, topped with that great reaction to the motherfucking snake in the plane.

    Only real issue with the film is the length. It's not like you could remove whole sections, but some parts just drag a little.

  • BlacKkKlansman



    There's an elation in the more crowd-pleasing moments that I appreciated, but the film is at its best when it explores the bigotry behind closed doors.

    Beautifully constructed, the cast is uniformly brilliant.

    Definitely a worthy film.

  • Galaxy Quest

    Galaxy Quest


    Maybe it's a touch too long, but otherwise it's pretty much spot-on.

    It's rarely laugh out loud funny, but there's a lot of chuckles throughout. It's a rare parody that doesn't become mean-spirited towards the source material or it's fans.

  • Point Break

    Point Break


    Johnny Utah is the unluckiest FBI agent - Point Break is his first case.

    Great action scenes, weird twists and sheer magnetism from Swayze. It's all good.