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  • The Fog

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  • Escape from New York

  • Candyman: Day of the Dead

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  • Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

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  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    β€œHey, John, that was a pretty good fight, huh?”

    Near the end of the first act a battered and bruised Wick is getting his first chance to breath without the incoming threat of combat, walking through the backs stage dressing rooms of some kind of ballet-assassin school. We pause for a moment as John glances over as one of the trainees rips her chewed up toenail off her bloody, marred toe.

    Art is pain.

    Stahelski and company put their blood,…

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

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    β€œThis is not mission difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's mission impossible. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you.”
    -Mission Commander Swanbeck

    Usually labeled β€œthe worst Mission Impossible movie”, M:I-2, 2000’s highest grossing action film, works perfectly as a capstone to 90’s action cinema. John Woo infuses the film with all of his signature trade marks and uses Tom Cruise as his American Cho Yun-Fat stand in to be the duel wielding catalyst for the action, filling into those…

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  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York

    Bat fight,
    A gentleman’s game,
    Bat fight,
    You know the name,
    It’s a bat fight,
    Tensions are high,
    Bat fight,
    Eye for eye.
    Bat fight,
    Feeling so good,
    Bat fight,
    Two men connecting with their wood.Β 

  • Candyman: Day of the Dead

    Candyman: Day of the Dead

    Unlike the other attempt at a sequel this one is a complete train wreck. Piss poor acting, terrible plot and horrendous writing like…

    β€œI just saw the coroner’s pictures of that guy Sacco. Somehow this chick gets out of the cuffs and rips a guy twice her size to shreds. Gives a whole new meaning to PMS.”

    Also introduces a cult of inked up emo Candyman worshipers in the last 20 minutes that would have been an interesting angle, but…

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