Branson has written 1 review for films rated ★½ .

  • The Babadook

    The Babadook

    ★½

    This movie bites and apparently it was against the law in 2014 not to go online and post about how this was the finest horror film of the decade. The mom’s stressed out? Great. Tell me once, you don’t need to have a child scream at the top of his lungs at twice the volume of anything else in the movie. Look I just shaved an hour off the movie and now nobody’s rooting for the kid to die. Now you’ve got a critically acclaimed short film. I’m God.