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  • American Psycho
  • Caché
  • Trainspotting
  • Hard Boiled

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  • Branded to Kill

  • The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

    ★★★½

  • Man on Fire

    ★★★★

  • Beat the Devil

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  • Branded to Kill

    Branded to Kill

    I'm currently waiting for an email, so I decided to just sit down and watch this baddie again.

    The thing with Japanese noirs that own is they allow themselves to have this whimsical sense of logic, and legitimately will follow their cartoon logic like it's the bible.

    It's something with a lot of Japanese cinema, you see it as well in Miike's work, the ability to play yourself like a bugs bunny cartoon, and also have the balls to truly treat its world as seriously as ours.

  • The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

    The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

    ★★★½

    Tony Scott just makes things so fun, high octane thrills like this are just so rare in most Hollywood blockbusters now.

    Incredibly earnest, while also being as openly stupid as possible. Every scene is given a chance to be legitimately exciting, or nail-bitingly tense. By the end of it, you feel like you came off a coke bender.

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  • Zookeeper

    Zookeeper

    ADAM SANDLER MONKEY GO AAA OOO AA OOO BANANA AND ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY OH MY G O D JESUS CHRIST GOD IN HEAVEN, please forgive me god in heaven oh jesus christ i'm so sorry, i plead to you, i fall to your knees in cosmic fear. The black abyss is taking over, i can't see anymore, i just feel its never ending pain, contorting my bones, ripping into my skin, pealing me. The blood is pouring from me, I'm drowning in it, I'm so sorry for what I've done, this pain, this abyss, it mocks me, and i weep in its wrath.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ½

    Got so fucking excited seeing the nuns from the devil's that I think the pure energy that I put out into the world caused a baby to die of SIDS