Favorite films

  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • The Witch

Recent activity

  • Malignant


  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


  • Free Guy


  • Candyman


Recent reviews

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    I was in the mood for a cheesy action movie, and being a bad movie aficionado, I was excited to watch this, as it frequently shows up on "best worst movie" lists, and most of the reviews here sing its praises... but this was just excruciating.

    On paper, the wacky scenes everyone talks about (the Jeep chase, the Frisbee kill, the fake snake) sound fun, but they're about 5% of a movie that is otherwise boring, interchangeable characters delivering inane…

  • In the Heights

    In the Heights


    (that Beyonce?! gif, but instead it says Patrick Page?!)

Popular reviews

  • Eaten Alive

    Eaten Alive


    Hooptober 2020: You Don’t Need No Halloween (1/31)
    1/1 Tobe Hooper film.

    Here we go! First Hooptober film ever for me, and unfortunately it was more than a bit of a stumble out of the gate. I’d been curious to see it because:

    A.) it caught my eye when I was reading about video nasties.
    B.) I need more swamp horror in my life.

    This started out strong with our sacrificial lamb getting out of a bad situation, directed by…

  • Dolls



    Hooptober 2020: You Don’t Need No Halloween (2/31)
    1/1 film set inside one location.

    This was so much fun! A dysfunctional family takes shelter in an elderly toymaker’s spooky old mansion after their car gets stuck and has to survive a dark and stormy night surrounded by living dolls! It’s a nice lean 77 minutes with not a dull moment to be found and a good pace to the unfolding creepiness, and make no mistake, these are some creepy dolls.…