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  • Spencer
  • Donnie Darko
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Silver Linings Playbook

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  • Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★½

  • The Lion King

    ★★★★½

  • Long Shot

    ★★★★

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★½

    the way the CGI creatures move is so aggressively 2014. I can’t describe it but their movements are filled with a smugness and swagger that just exudes 2014.

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★½

    WAIT A MINUTE 

    the version on Disney+ doesn’t have the morning report song? Instead it’s a scene where Mufasa is giving Simba “pouncing lessons” ??? he makes Zazu turn around and bend over so simba can pounce on him?? ok… my dvd growing up did not have the pouncing lesson scene. I thought I was losing it but apparently there are two different versions? Some people grew up with the morning report song and some with the pouncing lesson? That’s so wild I’m so confused actually. #teammorningreport

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  • Villains

    Villains

    ★★★½

    Bill Skarsgård’s character is bitten in the arm by a child ... ironic cinema

  • Five Feet Apart

    Five Feet Apart

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    that awkward moment when your boyfriend breaks up with you in the form of a grand romantic gesture MINUTES after you wake up from a lung transplant and you can’t even respond because you’re still on the ventilator😳