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  • Creep 2

    Creep 2

    ★½

    I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL OF THE BORING PARTS OF THE FIRST MOVIE AND ADD IN MY PENIS AND THAT WILL BE THE SEQUEL- Mark Duplass probably.

  • The Return of the Living Dead

    The Return of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes I wonder why I watch so many shit horror movies, and I've realized its because they make me appreciate the good ones so much more. This movie is fucking PERFECT. It's a perfect zombie movie, its self aware its has a great origin story and it manages to have interesting characters across the board. Clu Gulager acts his damn ass off, every emotion he conveys like he's going to win an Oscar. Top it off with a great ending, Linnea Quigley showing off her goods and a punk rock soundtrack and you have a masterpiece. One of the most fun movies in the genre.