Favorite films

  • Luca
  • Megamind
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

Recent activity

  • Dune


  • (500) Days of Summer


  • The Addams Family 2


  • In & Out


Recent reviews

  • Dune



    How come i have to watch Dune in three pixels when minutes before I was watching friggin’ Baby Mama in crystal clear 4K?

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer


    How’d this movie get Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Zooey Deschanel, aka the peaks of both the masculine and feminine form!

    No one ever tells you the biggest benefit of being bi; simping for both of the leads in the straight Hollywood romance films (aka all the romance films released for the last 50)

    (EDIT: lmao just got the title 😂 cuz her name’s Summer! Lol I was so confused)

Popular reviews

  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry


    My favorite Ghibli movie.

  • The Croods: A New Age

    The Croods: A New Age

    We could’ve got Megamind 2.


    We got Grug Moment 2: Grug Grug Grug Greg Stupid Minion Rip-Off Belt Grug Grug Nicholas Stone With Small Boss Man Elf Actor Grug Grug Grug Grug Boycott this for Megamind 2: The Sequel We All Want and Should Have But No We Need Grug Moment 2 so Dreamworks can Make More Money and Make Trolls: Third Hit Wonder