I don't even know where to begin with this movie.
Superimposed explosions on bodies. A rapist being talked into erectile dysfunction. Constant cutaways to the filmography of a fictional actress like it's part of the story. An abandoned house with an active landline and mail delivery route. The worst Russian accent I've ever heard in my life. Dan Haggerty.
This movie is a diamond in the rough of enjoyably bad movies. It's amazing.