• The Princess Switch: Switched Again

    The Princess Switch: Switched Again

    ★★½

    i usually have a pretty high tolerance for christmas movies like this but this was so incredibly painfully dull im sorry i cant. how the hell do you make a kidnapping boring. this script was paper thin i cant do this anymore im sorry christmas

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★½

    i could fix Her (the script)

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★

    spencer all too well cruella joker

  • My Christmas Family Tree

    My Christmas Family Tree

    ★★★

    nothing really terrible about this (except that snowpeople joke). i can appreciate hallmark taking risks with the stories they tell, but it would’ve been a much better film if they leaned into the difficulties of adapting into a new family and interpersonal friction instead of relying on a plot twist to cause conflict. i wouldn’t have made it to the end of the movie if that plot twist happened to me i would’ve been so humiliated i would’ve ended it…

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★★★★★

    the time jump is what broke me like a promise god it adds a whole other dimension to the song; the innocence lost and the youth she gave up for this man because HE made her feel like she had to to be with him. she can never get back that youthful freedom and even all these years later there will be a hole. im so messed up no you don’t understand. their relationship was so short, but such a pivotal…

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★★

    only bumping off half a star because of that terrible third act fight scene but I truly loved all of it until then. i don’t care about the fan theories and cheap fake outs, I only cared about how they explored Wanda’s grief and loved the writing around that

  • Loki

    Loki

    ★★★★½

    i love shows that are just people talking

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    god I have to type out a proper review for this because there’s kind of a lot to say but keep in mind all my reviews r subjective lmao i docked stars for personal enjoyment reasons im not saying this is an “objectively” mid film please don’t hurt me

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

    girl only event haha am i right ladies (but seriously simu liu was somehow the worst part of the film he just like can’t act and i wish the film centered around xialing instead of shang-chi) (also *** ******** surprising standout he’s such a delight)

  • Too Many Cooks

    Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

    lars von trier as pie

  • Too Many Cooks

    Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

    such a rich tapestry, a masterful work of satire

  • Too Many Cooks

    Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

    ive seen this thing so many times. it’s perfection.