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  • The Shop Around the Corner
  • Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2
  • Spider-Man 2
  • Blade Runner 2049

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  • Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

  • Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

  • Too Many Cooks

    ★★★★★

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★★★

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    ½

    I've hated this musical for about five years now, so strap in lads, because this is going to be a long one. Unfortunately, I believe that no matter how outwardly terrible something is, it will always be worth engaging with on a thoughtful critical level, so this will be, like, an actual review.

    This thing is a total trainwreck. Nearly every decision they made in adapting it only worked to make the musical worse. That's good for me, because in…

  • Secret Society of Second Born Royals

    Secret Society of Second Born Royals

    ★★

    THIS WAS TERRIBLE
    DID AN AI WRITE IT OR SOMETHING
    ALSO THEY WERE LESBIANS
    SKYLAR ASTIN SWEETIE WE’RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE