lars von trier as pie
I've hated this musical for about five years now, so strap in lads, because this is going to be a long one. Unfortunately, I believe that no matter how outwardly terrible something is, it will always be worth engaging with on a thoughtful critical level, so this will be, like, an actual review.
This thing is a total trainwreck. Nearly every decision they made in adapting it only worked to make the musical worse. That's good for me, because in…