Ben

I like weird soviet movies and movies about gooey aliens

Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • Good Time
  • From Beyond
  • Starship Troopers

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  • The Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1

    ★★½

  • The Marine

    ★★★

  • Mandy

    ★★★★

  • Man Bites Dog

    ★★★★★

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  • The Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1

    The Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1

    ★★½

    Deeply fucking mid. Barely scary at all and I was promised full like, pants shitting horror. Has one cool visual in the part about the baby but the rest was kinda nothing. At its worst it’s even like, funny. If that’s the intention sure but I don’t know how else I’m meant to react when you literally use the jerma grin jpg at one point.

  • The Marine

    The Marine

    ★★★

    Lol, lmao. How the fuck did this have squibs. How was this not boring. Why did the one henchman imply that he got molested at summer camp like 20 seconds before John cena stabs him to death.

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    Back to the movies baby, first thing I’ve seen in a cinema since that reprint of memories of murder which was nearly a year ago I think.

    It’s good! I think. I like all the characters a lot and apart from like 2 lines it wasn’t cringe which for a super hero movie is a win in my book. Capaldi and cena were standout imo. Gore was okay it was a little overbearingly CG tho. But I liked it! There…

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    Ruh roh raggy I’m scream