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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★½

    if i made a venn diagram of white women i trust and the cast of little women it would just be a circle

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★

    im sorry but bland, derivative, incel comic book movie doesn't really appeal to me beyond Phoenix's obviously great performance. so instead of bitching abt how lame this "we live in a society bullshit" is, here is a vegan fig newton recipe I made the other day that was good:

    Ingredients
    For the fig filling:
    8 ounces dried figs (8oz), stems removed and quartered
    2 cups water
    2 teaspoons lemon juice
    For the cookie dough:
    6 tablespoons vegan butter
    3/4 cup…

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    beyond being incredibly funny and beautifully directed this felt like watching someone perfectly sum up the last year of my life. while it could be hard to watch at times (the same way it’s hard to hear yourself talk) i think it reminded me that i’m not alone in how this last year affected me and for that i would jus like to say thank u to bo and his communist sock

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★★★

    hot girl summer in full swing

    if i had to be honest this movie was stellar in its tension building. the seeds are planted from the opnening shot so i was fully engaged the entire time even if it was admittedly a slow crawl at times. everything leads to quite possibly one of the more fucked up endings i’ve ever seen. genuinely shaken up after this one folks i had to watch an episode of avatar the last air bender before bed so i didn’t have nightmares abt that one scene (u know which one i mean)


    also rose glass is clearly incredibly talented

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  • Boys State

    Boys State

    ★★★½

    super engaging documentary but i would be lying if i said the hyper masculine flexing and the idea of all these boys thinking it’s okay to debate a woman’s right to an abortion w out a single woman in the room is anything less than terrifying

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★½

    i can think of a few ways this would’ve gotten 5 stars for me 

    1) at the end millie bobby brown gets picked up by kong and chucked into the sun

    2) in the final scene of the movie kong starts talking and he’s voiced by steve buscemi 

    3) godzilla is wearing a my chemical romance t shirt the whole movie

    4) we completely remove any scene with humans in it

    5) godzilla and kong share a tender kiss after the final battle