benhack

If nobody got me, I know the Wong Kar Wai criterion box set got me. Can i get an amen?

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Love Streams
  • The Lighthouse
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★

  • Mandy

    ★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

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  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★

    in this film, John Cassavetes baby becomes the spawn of satan and then IRL he gives birth to a child who goes on to direct The Notebook and The Other Woman.

    this man really doesn't have the best of luck with having kids does he.

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★

    nic cage basically goes to burning man festival in his head and then takes revenge on Tom Cruise and his friends for abducting his existential girlfriend, all while being under the influence.

    a cage under the influence (you could say)

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  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★

    greatest furby representation since uncut gems

    this is so incredibly stupid but stupid with copious merit!

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    "why'd ye spill yer beans"

    The words ricochet among dilapidated planks in the passing of an raging tempest.

    An exhaustion in it's encumbering trance, the scanty of their virilities washed down in bitter substance provides their only sustenance. A maelstrom induced pugnacity encumbering any remnant virtue. The withering tenacity to their sanitys manifests a woeful contempt to succeed one another as the guardian to the intangible deity, an ecstacy for avarice, the light.

    A lust for life, it burdens their…