• The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    ★★★

    my 78-year-old grandfather and i thoroughly enjoyed this

  • Coraline

    Coraline

    ★★★★★

    this made my week and it’s only monday

  • Atonement

    Atonement

    ★★★★

    fucking heartbroken. also there is TOO LITTLE hate for the disgusting chocolate man in these reviews

  • Laura

    Laura

    ★★★★

    gene tierney <33333

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★

    dear mr. walter sobchak, kindly shut the fuck up

  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2

    what a horribly boring way to return from a movie hiatus

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★½

    i feel like yorgos lanthimos was that kid at school whose group mates would whisper “fuck” upon finding out they have to work together because his ideas were always so... fucking weird but the english  teacher always loved them

    this was amusingly funny and well-acted but it lacked something. it just didn’t get me, but yorgos’s creative genius still popped off 🤩

    also someone told me they saw the ending and thought, “bea would like this” and idk how to feel about dat

  • Love Wedding Repeat

    Love Wedding Repeat

    ★½

    all i have to say is: what is this

  • Big Time Adolescence

    Big Time Adolescence

    ★★★

    ah yes exactly the kind of no-brain-cells-needed type shit i was looking for

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★★

    why did i do this to myself like i needed to be even sadder about not getting to experience the Last Party before Everyone Leaves for College at which i confess to the guy i like, get rejected, and cry in the car on the way home


    Olivia Wilde really fuckin did that. such a simple story, but her direction was so full of heart that the scenes became sensual, memorable ones to get lost in when you watch and then rewatch them. 

    lastly, Billie Lourd. that’s it ✨

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★★½

    thank you so much to edgar wright for the serotonin this gave me i really fuckin needed it

  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini

    ★★★★★

    the POWER of CÉLINE FUCKING SCIAMMA!

    this was so beautiful and so sad. i wish i could give all of the kids a biiiig hug. so glad that i saw this. i love it!!! also, i sobbed so much harder than i thought i would