• The Old Guard

    The Old Guard


    my 78-year-old grandfather and i thoroughly enjoyed this

  • Coraline



    this made my week and it’s only monday

  • Atonement



    fucking heartbroken. also there is TOO LITTLE hate for the disgusting chocolate man in these reviews

  • Laura



    gene tierney <33333

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski


    dear mr. walter sobchak, kindly shut the fuck up

  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2

    what a horribly boring way to return from a movie hiatus

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster


    i feel like yorgos lanthimos was that kid at school whose group mates would whisper “fuck” upon finding out they have to work together because his ideas were always so... fucking weird but the english  teacher always loved them

    this was amusingly funny and well-acted but it lacked something. it just didn’t get me, but yorgos’s creative genius still popped off 🤩

    also someone told me they saw the ending and thought, “bea would like this” and idk how to feel about dat

  • Love Wedding Repeat

    Love Wedding Repeat


    all i have to say is: what is this

  • Big Time Adolescence

    Big Time Adolescence


    ah yes exactly the kind of no-brain-cells-needed type shit i was looking for

  • Booksmart



    why did i do this to myself like i needed to be even sadder about not getting to experience the Last Party before Everyone Leaves for College at which i confess to the guy i like, get rejected, and cry in the car on the way home

    Olivia Wilde really fuckin did that. such a simple story, but her direction was so full of heart that the scenes became sensual, memorable ones to get lost in when you watch and then rewatch them. 

    lastly, Billie Lourd. that’s it ✨

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead


    thank you so much to edgar wright for the serotonin this gave me i really fuckin needed it

  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini



    this was so beautiful and so sad. i wish i could give all of the kids a biiiig hug. so glad that i saw this. i love it!!! also, i sobbed so much harder than i thought i would