Beach has written 17 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Chicken Run

    Chicken Run

    ★★★

    if i was a chicken, watching this would empower me

  • Black Narcissus

    Black Narcissus

    ★★★

    Sometimes there's so few dick on the mountain convent that you have no choice but to become the joker.
    Truly truly, mesmerisingly gorgeous, with performances that drip with emotion (despite being too loud-quiet-loud, Britishly stiff for my liking). Sister Ruth's impeccable Eye Acting and the stage production design sent the incredible final act flying. Would be some of the best use of colour I've ever seen if not for the damn brownface!!!
    A shame for such beauty to culminate and…

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    tfw ding dong broken.
    A lot of my good-will for Minari was washed away in the final act as the fuckup cascade enacted by a character suddenly bereft of agency felt genuinely emotionally manipulative. It came across as completely unnecessary as it came after an intensely moving one-to-one moment where the characters finally took a stand for themselves, which could have been where the movie began to wrap up. Still, I liked how sweet all of the characters were, chemistry…

  • Sorcerer

    Sorcerer

    ★★★

    After I finished my viewing of Wages of Fear, one of my prevailing thoughts was how sorely the first act stuck out; a largely dull and essentially skippable hour of nothing but bughouse vignettes into the worlds of the drivers. Was that too long? What's the point of humanising characters that couldn't possibly have a more convinced presence of inevitable demise? The answer to those questions can definitely be a little obvious, but Sorcerer helped drive them home.
    I can't…

  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★

    "i never drink............................................... wine 😏😏😏"

  • Alexander Nevsky

    Alexander Nevsky

    ★★★

    Fun and engaging propaganda. Wonderful theatrics and costumes and camerawork. Feels like Disney did it.

  • Bad Taste

    Bad Taste

    ★★★

    A stream of consciousness so powerfully stupid and enthusiastic it somehow spawned a movie. What starts as some boys fucking around on a hill ends in one of the most impressive uses of practical effects on a low budget I've ever seen. You can almost feel Peter Jackson's filmmaking ability improving over the course of the movie, lending itself a fascinating feeling of momentum as the action and set/costume design exponentially kicks up.

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★

    Mark Ruffalo in this looks like the guy from Motion City Soundtrack

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★

    Genuinely annoying on re-watch. I can forgive an unreliable narrator, but so many of the cast's alibis, in their entirity, were "sleeping" - and felt wholly underutilised. Marta was such a Mother Theresa she was boring to follow. At least Chris Evans was still hot.

  • The Peanut Butter Falcon

    The Peanut Butter Falcon

    ★★★

    Fun, feel-good movie. Not perfect by any means but makes up for its shortcomings with plenty of heart and great performances. Shia carries it.

  • Back to the Future Part II

    Back to the Future Part II

    ★★★

    Doesn't have the immediate and lasting charm, or the tight, clever writing of the first part - but its frantic energy made it hard to lose interest. Dystopia 1985 and 2015 were both wonderfully realised, the attention to detail in the set production is kinda inspiring.

  • Going My Way

    Going My Way

    ★★★

    In dire need of an edit that shaves off half an hour. Corny, but passionate and soul mending. This movie is the exact polar opposite of First Reformed lol.