Beach Episode

Beach Episode

Coconut-scented pretty-boy.
Logging as of 2019 onwards.

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  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★½

  • The Man Who Would Never Be, What They Made Him To Be

    ★★★★★

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  • Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich

    Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich

    I've come to expect moral irresponsibility from Netflix documentaries. They think we're fucking idiots, they're laughing at you behind snappy editing that makes the stories of abuse survivors come across as an exciting tabloid fluff piece. Epstein's such a weirdo! Here's middlebrow interviews with the people that protected and helped sustain the sick cabal. HE'S the bad egg, here.
    Impossible to believe. These rich monsters only made this documentary to clear their name. Whitewashing the bigger picture and pinning it all on the fall guy. Makes me sick beyond belief.

  • Hillary

    Hillary

    Inside the Mind of a Killer.
    A cryptkeeper in her mid 300's that simply refuses to drop the Mean Girls shit.