if i watch enough movies i'll learn how to explain my favorites to my mom without sounding insane

Favorite films

  • Tampopo
  • To Sleep with Anger
  • Funeral Parade of Roses
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

Recent activity

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou


  • The Royal Tenenbaums


  • Annette


  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Greatest Generation’s finest minds allowed for evil to truly manifest. The darkest hearts of man, already stained, slowly grew blacker. The sins of generations past continue to echo, culminating in a scream that transcends space and time.

    Twin Peaks’ original run showed a world that never saw the true Laura, a town that was wounded by a death that showed their own failings, failings that grew into a more chaotic tangle, even as the symbol of pure American morality…

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage


    Am I hallucinating or did I just watch Venom just come out as gay, Woody Harrelson wear Max Payne's outfit, and Tom Hardy lick a TV when he saw a twink