Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Handmaiden
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Lobster

Recent activity

  • Se7en


  • Vicky Cristina Barcelona


  • Bacurau


  • Midsommar


Recent reviews

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It


    the only reason to watch this is for vera farmiga and patrick wilson, and literally nothing else. however, those are two very good reasons to watch a film.

  • Nomadland



    this film is cinematographically gorgeous, but ultimately hollow in its story. i felt like it never really dug beneath the surface – it never truly gripped me in the way i wanted it to. the message of the film was one-note, and it never attempted to go beyond that. to me, nomadland got caught up in its own art, in its own pretence, and forgot about the story it was trying to tell.

Popular reviews

  • Nobody



    middle-aged dad goes on a violent rampage to protect his family, who are literally in no danger whatsoever.

  • Novitiate



    firstly, please don't believe lesbian twitter: this is not a lesbian film. there is a mild lesbian storyline in part of the last 30 minutes, that is bungled in without buildup, payoff, or realism. 95% of this is a boring film about a covenant, and 5% of it is a boring film about a girl who wants to be touched.

    this is a very slow film that didn't move me or evoke much emotion at all. the start features stilted,…