Favorite films

  • Possession
  • Suspiria
  • Ganja & Hess
  • Scream

Recent activity

  • Steel Magnolias


  • Old

  • Pig


  • Gunpowder Milkshake


Recent reviews

  • Steel Magnolias

    Steel Magnolias


    I’m a Weezer. I’ve always been a Weezer, and I’ll always be a Weezer. But goddamn, they don’t make ‘em like they used to. 

    2021 Watch #108

  • Old


    Now I will say I have excellent theater etiquette, but I was fucking cackling. 

    2021 Watch #107

Popular reviews

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War


    Can you say “paycheck movie?” Not only is it a more serious Starship Troopers, but sometimes the cgi matched it as well. 

    2021 Watch #102

  • Zola



    I wish this shit was made up but than again, it’s Florida. Don’t @ me. 

    2021 Watch #100