AScaryGhost

AScaryGhost

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Favorite films

  • Häxan
  • Prince of Darkness
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • The Witch

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  • Insight of Evil

    ★★½

  • Tokoloshe: An African Curse

    ★★

  • Voodoo Moon

    ★★½

  • Sacrilege

    ★★

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  • Insight of Evil

    Insight of Evil

    ★★½

    The super lo-fi CGI and effects in Insight of Evil have a special je ne sais quoi that gives the whole affair a lot of weird appeal. The murdered girl returning via possession adds evil dead style chaos, and she can shoot lightning bolts from her hands, which is frickin sweet.

    The obnoxious score that sounds like super nintendo game music, the douchey guys with frosted tips, the handkerchief tops, it all adds up to a questionable cocktail of early 2000s low budget fluff that would probably taste like lukewarm Zima if you could drink it. I liked it though

  • Tokoloshe: An African Curse

    Tokoloshe: An African Curse

    ★★

    A weird re-imagining of The Shining where the hotel is possessed by a Tokoloshe sounds pretty cool in theory... unfortunately this movie was for the most part pretty dull and confusing. The Tokoloshe was cool though

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  • Event Horizon

    Event Horizon

    ★★★★★

    I have realized that the thing I love most about Event Horizon is how much the characters care about each other and listen to each other, how much they value their own and each others’ lives. It would be an awesome scary space story either way, but the human feelings of our poor space adventurers really give it so much more impact and enjoyment. 

    Except for Sam Neill, of course, who I don’t think has ever played a character with…

  • Frozen

    Frozen

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The premise had potential to be very scary, or at least disturbing. Especially for people like me who think ski lifts are terrifying! Sadly I didn't find anything good to take away from Frozen, except for brief enjoyment of some very fine dog actors.
    - The (three) characters were so deeply, utterly unlikable, and yet we're subjected to listening to them talk about their feelings for what seems like at least half of the movie. I found myself really really…