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  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    a lot more piss in this movie than I expected. basically edited out of order, has zero compassion or insight into the lives of poor people or addicts, has absolutely no central thesis or point for its flashback heavy structure, JD accomplishes absolutely nothing by returning home or going away in the first place, has at least 5 of the most bizarro Ron Howard moments I could have ever imagined and gives the world the worst performance of the last…

  • Remember My Name

    Remember My Name


    has one of the greatest third acts I’ve ever seen. hard to imagine a coda more designed for me. people that keep fucking each other’s lives up but can’t give up on that connection whenever it comes back to them, who lose themselves all over again like nothing’s changed, like nothing will ever go wrong again. the love I have for you needledrop is one of the all time best musical moments I’ve ever encountered. Rudolph’s specific eccentricities and dive…

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  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ah yes this movie about privileged rich kids dealing with their meaningless shallow problems like the lingering trauma of childhhood sexual abuse, dealing with grief over your best friend's suicide, being openly gay and receiving brutal homophobia and dismissal from the man you love, being cheated on and abandoned in relationships and dealing with depression and crippling social anxieties by making connections and bonding with people, to find some form of solace and beauty in a world filled with such…

  • Hamilton


    Hamilton is a play without characters. it exists as the laziest form of writing, every song exists as a statement, a declaration of what the character represents and what ideology you’re supposed to buy into without question. Alexander Hamilton as written and performed by Lin Manuel Miranda is the personification of all that’s good in this world, a significant display of narcissism that is impossible to separate from his personal faux neo-liberalism in reality. Hamilton is the coolest of all…