You can't win.
What do you think about that?
noun - North American
noun: dumpster fire; plural noun: dumpster fires
a fire in a dumpster.
"fire crews responded to a dumpster fire at the North End Community Center"
a chaotic or disastrously mishandled situation.
"Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker was a dumpster fire, and it didn't get that way overnight"