Vampyr

Vampyr ★★

The most apathetic man in the world walks around a random castle and sees some spoopy stuff. He then decides to very slowly investigate by looking vacantly at objects and other people that are very sad in order to make up for how unaffected he is. He decides to read two pages of a book within what I believe is the course of a few days. Even though he never finished the first chapter that exposites everything else that is going to happen in the film, he is totally fine with it all. He even helps. All the while this tone-inappropriate classical music is playing in the background. Albert Einstein gets a flour shower.