Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Suspiria
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Clue

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  • 8 Women

    ★★★★

  • Oldboy

    ★★★½

  • Gaia

    ★★★

  • La Haine

    ★★★★½

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  • 8 Women

    8 Women

    ★★★★

    i'm so disappointed in men, that i prefer women. believe me, love between women is not shocking at all. it's even so nice you should try it to forget about all the men.

    eight beautiful french women in a whodunit musical film? and with lesbianism? what more could you fucking ask for?

  • Gaia

    Gaia

    ★★★

    okay so basically what an acid trip in the middle of the woods would look like.

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  • The Last Letter from Your Lover

    The Last Letter from Your Lover

    ★★★

    imagine being straight and not bisexual after watching this. couldn't be me.

    p.s. joe alwyn better collect a fat paycheck from this so he gets to treat my beloved taylor swift a fine dinner with the most expensive wine.

  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    ★★★★★

    there were literally so many dumb and stupid moments in this (overall a disappointing film) but i am not going to objectively rate this. my thirsty homosexual ass was unequivocally quenched so 5 stars out of 5 just for my motherfucking milfs with guns.

    ps: too much gunpowder not enough milkshake