Favorite films

  • Ratatouille
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Fight Club
  • The Florida Project

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  • Scream 4

    ★★★★★

  • Scream 3

  • Scream 2

  • Sharp Objects

    ★★★★★

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  • Sing 2

    Sing 2

    Guys wait, I watched this because it’s become somewhat of a meme on tik tok to go and see but it’s like… unironically good??

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    A joy to watch and it’s so impressive that they pulled this off but I can’t pretend that the execution isn’t messy. A lot of standout moments but also a fair amount of awkwardly fumbled ones where the stitches in the fabric are evident. Still successful enough to earn it credit for how ambitious it is though. 

    Also I don’t know if this is just a personal gripe I hold but the character of Doctor Strange just does not and…

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  • Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    ★★★★★

    Introducing Me” performed by Nick Jonas as Nate Gray in the 2010 cinematic masterpiece “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam” is better than anything Alfred Hitchcock ever produced.

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    *insert clip of  Kim Kardashian*  “MAYBE IF YOU HAD A FUCKING BUSINESS THAT YOU WERE PASSIONATE ABOUT THEN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO RUN A FUCKNG BUSINESS BUT YOU DON’T”