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  • Breakfast on Pluto

    Breakfast on Pluto


    cillian murphy is so stunning that it's legitimately distracting from anything he's in but im more than ok with that

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D


    this movie was horrendous and doesnt deserve 2 and a half stars but costas mandylor as mark hoffman once again hello hi

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  • Saw III

    Saw III


    when i saw this for the first time a few years ago i thought it kinda sucked but after a rewatch, it was a lot better than i remembered so that was swag. the pig scene was just as gross the second time around tho like wtf

  • Saw



    idgaf how many times i watch this movie it still SLAPS. in my top five all time fav horror movies fs