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  • Paul

    Paul

    ★★★

    this one's for you realdadbutt

  • Evita

    Evita

    the opening scene where a guy announces to a cinema that the president's wife has died and the entire cinema just loses it and starts sobbing is so??? is this what britain was like when diana died

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★

    i think zack snyder's movies are terrible but he has such a pure himbo energy to him that i kind of find them endearing. like there's no irony to him he put in a hundred slow motion shots over sad songs and made superman do a jesus pose because he genuinely thinks that's the fucking coolest thing to do. it's the results of giving a 12 year old boy all the money in the world to make his toys hit each other and it's weirdly sweet

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★

    when jigsaw is like 'ive never actually killed anyone' i need that level of self delusion. if you die it's on you i had nothing to do with it. all i did is set up the gun to shoot you it's not my fault you got shot