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  • Short Term 12
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  • The Beatles: Get Back

    ★★★★½

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

  • Porco Rosso

    ★★★★

  • The Last Waltz

    ★★★★★

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  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back

    ★★★★½

    Preemptive warning, this got really long for a review from me. Guess it's fitting for an 8 hour doc, right?

    So much talk I've seen about this online is about how it's only for hardcore Beatles fans, that it's much too meandering to grab anyone who doesn't already deeply care. Well, I'm an excellent counterpoint to that, my Beatles experience consists of:
    1. Playing Beatles Rock Band a lot, because it was Rock Band
    2. Struggling my way through the…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    Emma Stone carries the whole movie on her back. You can see the inherent problem with this

    Really wish I could leave the review at that, but I hate not actually saying anything. Very, very small bits still work like they did in the first, but almost every decision made is the wrong one. Makes Spider Man 3 look even better by comparison, this made those same mistakes except way worse. Big waste of time, and there's dubstep. You get it

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  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen

    The Babysitter: Killer Queen

    In no particular order, here are the things this movie did a disservice to:
    Samara Weaving
    The first Babysitter movie I saw 2 hours ago
    Dead Kennedys
    Hocus Pocus by Focus
    Baby Driver
    Queen
    Me
    Any media that references movies

    You like Terminator?

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★

    This had 5 star potential, I was in love with the first half. The suspense, the discomfort, the mood, the dialogue, I was unbelievably hooked. Then it's like the movie tripped walking down a hill and just started tumbling faster and faster. The mood started to break, the fascinating became the nonsensical, the pretention reared its head, and then poof: nothing. It totally and completely lost me. I can't overstate my disappointment. At least the filmmaking itself was good I guess.

    Jessie Buckley is astounding though, please put her in more movies