alyssahts13

alyssahts13

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“Oh, yes, I love the movies.
 Pictures about passion and sorrow are nice.”

Favorite films

  • Mikey and Nicky
  • The Master
  • 20th Century Women
  • Bound

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  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★

  • The Velvet Underground

  • Devil in a Blue Dress

    ★★★½

  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★½

    Well this redefines car sex for me…
    I could not keep still while watching this, so many uncomfortable moments but it ended up being surprisingly tender and sweet.? Wildly unique too. I didn’t think I’d love it as much as I do

    + a gender non-conforming film!
    + the zombies and future islands needle drop!

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★½

    The star and a half is for Zendaya and for the fact that this was shot in Carmel, CA. But man what a waste. This was exhausting and I’m glad it’s over.

    From the beginning of the movie all I kept thinking about was how instead of making mac and cheese for Malcolm, Marie shoulda just took the knife and stab him multiple times so he can shut the fuck up. 
    I knew it was gonna be shit when I saw…