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  • Phantom Thread
  • Jackie
  • You Were Never Really Here
  • If Beale Street Could Talk

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  • Space Jam

    ★★

  • Palm Springs

    ★★★★

  • Old

    ★★½

  • The Jungle Book

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  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★

    i believe i can fly is the funniest song of all time

  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs

    ★★★★

    [Verse 1]
    I still dream of Orgonon
    I wake up crying
    You're making rain
    And you're just in reach
    When you and sleep escape me

    [Pre-Chorus 1]
    You're like my yo-yo
    That glowed in the dark
    What made it special
    Made it dangerous
    So I bury it
    And forget

    [Chorus 1]
    But every time it rains
    You're here in my head
    Like the sun coming out
    Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
    I don't know when…

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  • Pain and Glory

    Pain and Glory

    ★★★★

    i didn't think antonio banderas could top his performance in shrek 2 (2004) but... i think he might have done it

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★★★

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