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  • San Andreas

    San Andreas


    Why didn't The Rock just punch the fucking earthquake?

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    GODZILLA VS. KONG is the first time in a over a year that I wish I could've seen a movie on the big screen with a completely full theatre at a late showing on opening night.

    For the record, I've always been TEAM KONG. Always have. Always will.

    I've seen all the Monarch/Monsterverse films. SKULL ISLAND and this one are my faves. The Godzilla films are shot so dark that ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM even complain that it's tough to…

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  • Naked Lunch

    Naked Lunch


    I just watched NAKED LUNCH for the 1st time.

    I don't know if it's a brilliant, fucked-up, crazy masterpiece - or a beautiful, messy, weird kinda failure that I think I kinda liked...

    But the indecision & confused reaction to the film will haunt me for an excessive period of time.

    Regardless, I love how Cronenberg builds worlds. Even his most out there, surreal, fantastical & insane realities have a weird, alluring, frighteningly cozy feel to them.

    NAKED LUNCH might grow on…

  • The Warriors

    The Warriors


    A neon sex glinting off rain-stained streets wet dream.

    A kinetic, surrealistic, survivalist, action film masterpiece.

    And just like he did in STREETS OF FIRE, Walter Hill has created a dark, grimy, violent, hyper-real dangerous world that I kind of wish I could exist in.

    There's a certain level of coziness in his darkness.

    These worlds are broken glass comfort foods. They might hurt you, but they taste so good.

    Colourful characters exist in the shadows and once again, like…