AccordionTomato

AccordionTomato

A guy doing his thing, trying to make it on this big ball of dirt just like everybody else.

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  • Double Indemnity

    ★★★★★

  • Encanto

    ★★★½

  • Dirty Ho

    ★★★★★

  • Prisoners

    ★★★★½

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  • Double Indemnity

    Double Indemnity

    ★★★★★

    can't believe I waited so long to see this, it's phenomenal. unreal that this is Billy Wilder's third feature. They really don't make them like this anymore.

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★½

    turns out all LMM needs to make a pretty good movie is to have actually charismatic people singing his songs and to stay away from the school assembly rapping

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Don’t think any mcu movie holds more seething contempt for the “mindless masses” than this one. Also the ending of this has zero catharsis and comes to the insane and depressing conclusion that everyone is better off without Peter Parker. 

    There could have been a much better version of this movie where an unmasked Peter continues to do good despite the public hating him and he eventually proves that he’s a good Spider-Man. But that never happens.

    Instead we get…

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    At one point a tumbleweed started rolling around the theater and we had to call the manager and spend like 10 minutes chasing it around the theater