abbaskiaroSTANi

abbaskiaroSTANi

33% on rotten tomatoes

one half cannes film festival; one half fantastic fest.

Favorite films

  • Taste of Cherry
  • The Similars
  • Werckmeister Harmonies
  • Oldboy

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  • Kwaidan

    ★★★★

  • Made in Hong Kong

    ★★★★½

  • Visitor Q

    ★★★★

  • Carnival of Souls

    ★★★½

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  • Visitor Q

    Visitor Q

    ★★★★

    aww! this was cute!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★

    I'm just going to come out and say it: I hate when "auteurs" make fun little movies. Films that you might call a "delight." Honestly can't stand that shit. If I want to have a good time I'll watch pro wrestling or go see a superhero movie and cheer when 55 spidermans come out. If I go see a PTA film, I'm straight up NOT trying to have a good time ok? I don't want some pitchfork approved indie rock…

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What's the point of this movie?

    There was no catharsis. The film was so bold in all the wrong places and staggeringly tame every time it actually needed to be bold. I'm seriously supposed to "yassss queeeen!" at a fucking winky emoticon at the end? After she just got fucking smothered and had her corpse burned? The film could have had essentially the same ending without her needing to put herself in harms way just to give a rapist a…

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★

    i honestly can't remember the last time i saw a film with this many baffling directorial choices. holy shit, what happened here?? most disappointing movie I've seen in a long time.