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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
  • She's All That
  • Anatomy of a Murder
  • Primal

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  • ParaNorman

    ★★★★½

  • Dear Evan Hansen

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★½

  • Cinderella

    ★★

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen,

    Why did you have more romantic chemistry with Julianne Moore (ur mom) than your high school crush.
    I thought this movie was going to be just a fun-quirky musical with some problematic elements from the murmurs I had kinda heard, but yeah the internet was 100% right this narrative is NO GOOD. Just on every level it's hard to buy in with what the subject material is about, so even though there are some actors doing OK…

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★½

    Has nearly everything I'd want for a Fantasy first blockbuster, which we haven't had in years, Shang Chi is a welcomed change for Phase 4.

    Largely carried by the performances of Simu Liu, Tony Leung, Fala Chen, and Meng'er Zhang with a familial relationship that brings so much more of an investment in the rest of the film. Character motivations are believable, which carries more weight into their actions, and then in turn makes fights way more of a piece in the film than a piece for action.

    I dig it.

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  • Minions

    Minions

    ★★★★★

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the…

  • The Pacifier

    The Pacifier

    ★★★★★

    I’m drunk out my mind on a date at a hotel watching this film, and it’s a masterpiece. 2.3 rating????? Do we NOT understand art???


    Also Good Charlottes The Anthem just came on, this film rules


    Vin Diesel for sure thinks he’s this cool Irl which makes this performance Oscar worthy