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  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★★½

    Lol reading that shanna swan article about falling sperm counts while listening to red and surviving a pandemic, like... entertainment is wild!

  • I Know Who Killed Me

    I Know Who Killed Me

    ★★★★★

    Lindsay Lohan leads us on a raw dog romp through American shit culture with a weird paranormal twist and confounding allusions to giallo. This maniacal masterpiece brutally terrorizes good taste and the results are fun. Really really fun.

    I knew this movie got it when i was low-key praying for a Chip Coffey cameo and I was gifted mf Art Bell instead. I slathered my lips in Bonne Bell Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker and tossed back a Skinnygirl cocktail in…

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  • Naked Killer

    Naked Killer

    ★★★★★

    High fashion babes squeezing tits, chopping dicks, and whooping all the ass, with a healthy dose of nonsensical vomiting for comic relief. I want every outfit.

  • The Sins of Dorian Gray

    The Sins of Dorian Gray

    The glamor in this movie sent me into overdrive! Anthony Perkins. Gratuitous blue eyeshadow. Questionable hair pieces. The combination of white fur and black opera gloves. A perfect/weird adaptation of a classic that I'm sure would make Oscar Wilde roll in his grave like a big wet rhinestone encrusted hot dog on a 711 grill.